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Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PW: Shut up!

Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzz weeeeaaaaaaauuuuuuu buzzzzzzzzz

PW: Throws tennis ball at lights Shut up!

Sodiums: …

PW: Ahhh/hhh

Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PW: Hey Phil, could you make our lights shut up?

Phil: Hey facilities, shut those lights up.

Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Facilities: Uh…it's summer. Got to go.

A summer passes.

PW: Hey facilities, shut those lights up.

Facilities: Um, is that going to cost money?

PW: …yes.

Facilities: Good lord! The hellmouth is opening on the main green! Got to go!

Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

More time passes. The hellmouth closes.

PW: Oh facilities?

Facilities: Yes?

PW: Please shut our lights up? They're over 20 years old and buzz and wash out color and are part of the building and every other building on campus has working lighting so really the university ought to pay for this.

Facilities: Hey, is your roof leaking?

PW: …no.

Facilities: Now it is. Got to go!

PW: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Facilities: We're back. Ooh, sorry, we're going to have to spend all of the money on fixing the roof.

PW: Crap. Hey UFB, can we have money?

UFB: Hmm. No, facilities should pay for it.

PW: But/

UFB: Hey look at the time. It's winter break! Bye.

Sodiums: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Winter break passes.

A voice from the heavens (routed from the SAO): And the lord spoke unto Moses: The cost shall be divided into three. PW shall pay one third, UFB shall pay one third, and the SAO shall pay one third. Thusly shall the trinity be united in driving forth the heathen gasses from the lamps. And there will be much rejoicing throughout the young land of O. I'm done. You can stop taking this down, Moses. Stop. Stop. Stupid Moses…you never get to set foot in Israel! How do you like me now?


PW: You heard the voice from the heavens.

UFB and facilities: Well…alright.


New Induction Lights:

And there was much rejoicing.

Our sincere thanks to Phil O'Hara, Ricky Gresh, UFB, Mr. Williamson from facilities, and those from facilities who installed the lights, for making the events behind this dramatization possible.

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