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sam's pw staff chart

this chart was made in 2002 for a proposal of alice in wonderland. it may be slightly out of date with what p-dubbers are up to now, but might be useful nontheless.

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theatrical structure

Producer:
  • Leaps Tall Buildings In A Single Bound
  • Is More Powerful Than A Locomotive
  • Is Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
  • Walks On Water
  • Gives Policy To God
Director:
  • Leaps Short Buildings In A Single Bound
  • Is More Powerful Than A Switch Engine
  • Is Just As Fast As A Speeding Bullet
  • Walks On Water If The Sea Is Calm
  • Talks With God
Playwright:
  • Leaps Short Buildings With A Running Start
  • Is Almost As Powerful As A Switch Engine
  • Is Faster Than A Speeding BB
  • Swims Well
  • Is Occasionally Addressed By God
Actor:
  • Makes High Marks On The Wall When Trying To Leap Buildings
  • Is Run Over By Locomotives
  • Can Sometimes Handle A Gun Without Inflicting Self-Injury
  • Dog Paddles
  • Talks To Animals
Technician:
  • Runs Into Buildings
  • Recognizes Locomotives Two Out Of Three Times
  • Is Not Issued Ammunition
  • Can Stay Afloat With A Life Preserver
  • Talks To Walls
Chorus:
  • Falls Over Doorsteps When Trying To Enter Buildings
  • Says, “Look At The Choo-Choo!”
  • Wets Self With A Water Pistol
  • Plays In Mud Puddles
  • Mumbles To Self
Stage Manager:
  • Lifts Buildings And Walks Under Them
  • Kicks Locomotives Off The Track
  • Catches Speeding Bullets In Teeth And Eats Them
  • Freezes Water With A Single Glance
  • Actually Is God.
chart.txt · Last modified: 2013/12/21 02:00 (external edit)
 
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